Kitty’s proved to be not too brilliant at saving people from things going bang so far, so here’s hoping she does better this time.

She has to find the city where the next bomb is hidden and, this time, the powers that be have decided that they will give her as little help as possible.

In the room which appears to be stuck way down in the basement is a sofa and a television. Over in the corner is a pot plant and a sink, with a rather crummy record player and a few battered vinyl singles.

At least she can watch TV -except every channel seems to be unavailable or a haze of static. That’s what you get when you stick the satellite dish way down underground. All she has managed to get so far are the cookery channel, the shopping channel and the entertainment channel.

As 24-hour preparation of food or being sold an array of bizarre products does not appeal, it will have to be Entertainment 24. The channel brings up this message:

                            **WELCOME TO ENTERTAINMENT 24**

Your choice of a great selection of modern classic comedies, dramas and reality for the whole families.

The following programmes are currently available. Please make your choice.

  HOME IMPROVEMENT      FRIENDS               ROSWELL                   AFTERM*A*S*H
  HIGH CHAPARRAL        BONANZA               DR.QUINN MEDICINE WOMAN   SAVING GRACE       
  MAGNUM PI             DUKES OF HAZZARD      MIAMI VICE                WAYWARD PINES
  HART OF DIXIE         19 KIDS AND COUNTING  BIG LOVE                  PORTLANDIA
  GILMORE GIRLS         THE BIG BANG THEORY   *new*YOUNG SHELDON        AMERICAN DAD!
  THE OFFICE USA        PARKS & RECREATION    THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN   FAMILY GUY
  SMALLVILLE            THE SOPRANOS          THE WEST WING             AMERICAN GOTHIC
  TRUE BLOOD            JUSTIFIED             THE PRETENDER             THE WIRE 
  NORTHERN EXPOSURE     OUTCAST               QUARRY                    TWILIGHT       
  DAWSON'S CREEK        ONE TREE HILL         CAITLIN'S WAY             MY FRIEND FLICKA
  STAN AGAINST EVIL     MURDER SHE WROTE      IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT  MY SECRET IDENTITY
  AS THE WORLD TURNS    NEWHART               HAPPY DAYS                MARY TYLER MOORE

Kitty is looking forward to cuddling up with on the sofa with a duvet, a hot chocolate and binge marathons of the excellent series shown, but there’s still the matter of discovering where that bomb has been planted…

STATION NEWSFLASH Due to disappointing performances in the sweeps, Caitlin’s Way has been replaced by Angel Falls and Quarry has been replaced by Memphis Beat. Due to contractual problems, Happy Days will be replaced by That 70s show. We hope this does not affect Kitty’s viewing pleasure.